From there he [Elisha] went up to Bethel. As he was going up along the road, some young boys came out of the city. They mocked him saying to him, “Go on up, baldy! Go on up, baldy!” So he turned around and looked at them and cursed them in the name of ADONAI. Then two she-bears came out of the woods and mauled 42 of the boys. ~2 Kings 2:23-24 [Tree of Life version]
Alrighty then.
This has got to be one of the most obscure stories, if not the most bizarre account, in all of the Bible.
What in the world is going on here? Well, first of all, we need to approach the Bible on its own terms, as biblical scholar Michael Heiser used to say. And we do that by adhering to the context, language, and worldview of the inspired biblical writers.
The first thing which the original language helps us to clear up is the age of these mocking boys. Most people who read this tend to picture little 5 or 6 year old children having some innocent fun, thanks to some not-so-great early English translations. But the Hebrew words used here indicate that these young guys were somewhere between the ages of 12 and 30. Most scholars believe they were teenagers. I’m so glad I was never that disrespectful in my teens… By the way, Elisha was about 25 years old at this time, not a grumpy old man as many seem to think.
Next, we see Elisha is going to Bethel. There is a LOT going on there. Bethel means “House of God” and it was there that Abraham built an altar, and Jacob had his dream. But by this time Bethel had become a center of idol worship. One of Jeroboam’s golden calves was there. So this had now become a place hostile to Yahweh and the prophets.
Why were these dudes saying, “Go on up, baldy!“? Here’s where context and language help us immensely yet again. Just a little before this incident, Elijah–Elisha’s mentor–had been whisked away to heaven (without having to die for it) in a whirlwind with fiery chariots. This was quite the buzz around town. People were talking. In the Hebrew the exact same verb for Elijah’s “going up” is used by these mocking boys indicating the author’s intended connection. Therefore, these Bethel inhabitants, who despised Yahweh and the prophets, were telling Elisha to get on outta here and disappear just like Elijah because we don’t want any of you people in our town, ever. To call someone a baldhead back then was a tremendous insult, a term of scorn and contempt; it was often related to having a skin disease. These guys were cruelly insulting Elisha, and spitefully blaspheming Yahweh.
Elisha looks over at them and curses them in the name of God. He may very well have had Yahweh’s words from Leviticus 26:21-22 in mind: “if you keep walking contrary to Me and will not listen to Me, then I will multiply the plagues on you seven times like your sins. I will send the wild animals among you, which will rob you of your children, destroy your livestock, and make you so few in number that your roads will become deserted.” Then the two she-bears come out and tear 42 young men to pieces. Notice that Elisha did not specifically call the bears, he just cursed these guys for dishonoring God. Apparently Yahweh sent the bears..? One final context to look at is that it was common in the Old Testament for there to be some display of power at the beginning of a prophet’s ministry. This was quite the memorable display!
So….what’s our practical application?
Uhhhhhh….
Don’t mock God or God’s true spokespeople?
I did like what the old Interpreter’s Bible commentary said, bringing an aspect of this odd story up to our times: “Lawless youth may not be torn asunder by bears, but they are rent by passions, devoured by appetite, until their characters and careers and all their hopes for happy, useful living are destroyed.”
What do you think?